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grin and bare it ingredients


When your closest neighbor is over a mile away you can feel free to simply GRIN AND BARE IT. By the tree, on the swing, in the river. And when summer finally showed itself, the settlers of Northern Minnesota enjoyed it in buck naked fashion. Too bad they didn't have HeimMade around to alleviate their chapped hides and pale skin, which would inevitably get burned on the first hot day.


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rest ashore ingredients


The Mudhen was an 80-feet long steamboat and had a double deck, making her popular for dances and parties until 1915 when the government caught wind of the liquor on board and made her REST ASHORE. Cleansed by the scent of fresh lake air and wildflowers, it was the Mudhen’s turn to unwind. We recommend that you don’t operate any heavy machinery or steamboats after using this mellow mixture.


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grass roots ingredients


The early settlers of Saum, MN came with different backgrounds but a common purpose - to start a new life for their families. They built their business and barns from the ground up and their basements from the ground down. The land rewarded their gumption by providing a scent as enchanting as sweet grass and natural vanilla. And for those few minutes being GRASS ROOTS felt calm and peaceful. Then it was back to the backbreaking work.


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moss confusion ingredients


In the midst of getting lost in the forest, the lumberjacks discovered a wonderful combination of moss and cedarwood that makes up the essence of MOSS CONFUSION. Had they not believed the old wives tale about moss growing on the north side of trees, they may never have found such a unique bouquet. Nor would they have gone on to invent the compass.


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nonscents ingredients


“Spit on a new bat before using it for the first time will make it lucky,” said George. His friend Marx looked at him and said, “NONSCENTS.” George took that bat and spit as hard as he could before taking the plate. The first pitch came. He saw the curve and swung. It was a home run. After proving the old wives tales wrong, the only thing George smelled that day was victory.


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